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The Kentucky Derby

April 1, 2017 @ 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM UTC+0

The Kentucky Derby is something some people (white people) made up after probably owning alot of horses for long time and not knowing what to do with em. They had cars, fuck they gon’ do with horses. *Enter white supremacy*

WS: Hey little boy, want some candy!?

Non-White Human: Hell no white supremacy.

WS: Told ya boys, can’t put em back in slavery… get the horses. Thus, The Kentucky Derby.

So in a not so random chain of events at this point, those old ass horse owners found a way to use those wild animals to make A SHIT TON of money. Ah, smell that beautiful bluegrass.

Now with that point out the way, we LOOOOVE the fuckin’ DERBY! Mainly b/c we get TWO days off work hoe! Aaaaand: 1) If the police act right, 2) If WE as black citizens of this great city act right, then we shall have a fruitful non-working ass, parade-ass, balloon-ass week. Turn up. We’re looking forward to this season’s internationally known Derby Week. Stay locked right here at micheck1two.com (cheese:)


April 1, 2017
8:00 AM - 5:00 PM UTC+0
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